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Monty gets some balls--golf balls, that is--when he challenges Gort in a winner-take-all game of golf. But will this joker's club leave our red ace with jack, or does our little diamond in the rough have what it takes to win in spades? Plus, Josh and Ben run afoul of a fouler, and Buddy tangles with a tin-plated terror.
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Episode #: 304

Issue #: 28

Release Date: July 20, 2007
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Title: "Up in the Air"

Story (out of 24 pages): 8 p.

Writer: J. M. Sweet and Jack Staten Monahew

Penciller: A. Stone Hackman

Letterer: Shane T. Eaton

Colorist: Theo A. "Jet" Swann

Summary:

Josh and Ben are enjoying a quiet afternoon day of fishing on Lake Woebegone when a cloud of pollution spoils their day off. They follow the smoke and find that it's coming from the Apex Anvil factory across the way. They manage to get into the company president's office and try to plead their case, however, he won't hear them out and politely asks them to leave. The boys, of course, aren't one to give up lightly, and scheme after crazy scheme to get an audience with the president follows....

Notes

page 2. The story is a fairly good take on the politically correct enviropreachy cartoons which were the bane of the nineties, in particular Captain Planet and the Planeteers, with their ham-handed preaching, one-dimensional characters, simplistic solutions, and surreptitious anticapitalist agenda. In fact, at one point Josh dons a garish superhero outfit and calls himself "The Pollution Solution", which was the title of a Tiny Toon Adventures episode. It featured a short, one of several in fact, in which Plucky Duck dons a similar getup and becomes a self-appointed champion of the environment. Ted Turner, Captain Planet's creator, and Stephen Spielberg, TTA's executive producer, are good little Hollywood Leftists who buy into the environmental whacko agenda.

page 2. Edwin M. Stonehart is the twin brother of high-school principal Eustace Stonehart, and elder brother of the late Dr. Edwin Stonehart. He resembles his brother, and, according to J.M. Sweet, late 19th-century political boss William M. Tweed, right down to his famous diamond tie pin. In fact, the pose Stonehart assumes on page 6 was borrowed from cartoonist Thomas Nast's famous sketch of Tweed with a money bag for a head. Tweed despised "them damn pictures" of him Nast did in the New Yorker, and, in fact, it was the cartoonist's caricatures of the rogue billionare that helped authorities identify and extradite him when he escaped to Spain.

page 8. Although somewhat simplified here, carbon credits do allow for the planting of an acre of trees per cubic ton of air pollution produced. Companies can indeed purchase and transfer credits as needed to offset their pollution yield. Ex-Vice-President Al Gore, a huge proponent of the green movement, runs one of the largest firms that sells carbon credits to industries. You may read more here.


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Title: "Par for the Coarse"

Story (out of 24 pages): 8 p.

Writer: Nathan E. Stowe

Penciller: A. Stone Hackman

Letterer: Noah Jewett

Colorist:

Summary: While playing several holes one fine day, Gort is approached by Tony Moneran, who bets him a semester's worth of homework that he can whip him at golf. Gort agrees, but on the condition that if he wins, he gets all Monty's shares of APEX stock. They agree, with the help of a "notorious public" (played by Jon), and the game begins. Naturally Monty pulls out all the stops, and a back-and-forth game of dirty tricks begins....

Notes

page 8. According to J.M. Sweet, Josh was originally supposed to be one of the spectators, but he was redrawn at the last minute as Gene "Fingers" Sampley (last seen in "A Fair Fight".

page 9. The club Gort uses is the same nine-iron from "Carnival Knowledge", and seems to be the one he uses all throughout the game.

page 11. The scene with Monty struck in the mouth by a ricocheting ball is right out of a gag in "Tee for Two" (MGM, 1945).

page 13. Well, at least no one can say APEX isn't honest and up front about the dangers of their products....


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Title: "K-9 C.R.U.D."

Story (out of 24 pages): 7 p.

Writer: Jake C. Thomas

Penciller: A. Stone Hackman

Letterer: Noah Jewett

Colorist: Jack Staten Monahew

Summary:

While enjoying a leisurely lunch of "a rotten egg, a maggot-ridden cheeseburger, and a gob of phlegm", Buddy is interrupted by Will I. Ketchum's arrival in his broken-down old truck. The dogcatcher makes a grab for Buddy, who easily eludes him as always.

As he ponders this latest defeat, Ketchum is approached by a small, well-dressed man who introduces himself as A. Null, the head of animal control. He tells Ketchum that he's an incompetent boob and proceeds to unveil the latest thing in animal control: a Canine Capture and Restraint Unit Droid, or K-9 C.R.U.D for short. After informing him this prototype is to be his replacement, Null fires him on the spot.

Naturally the spectacle of an efficient, shiny robot replacing his slow-witted but dependable human neighborhood dogcatcher doesn't sit too well with Buddy, who must now plot a way to get rid of the 'bot and save his old "pal"'s job....

Notes

page 17. Buddy's "tapeworm" line is an old Three Stooges standard, which was first used in "Punch Drunks" (Columbia, 1934) and repeated in several other pictures throughout the years. One of the Stooges would order an unusual meal of burnt toast and a rotten egg. Upon being asked why such a strange request, he would give this reply.

page 17 . Ketchum paraphrases Elmer Fudd's famous "hunting wabbits" line.

page 18 . A. Null bears a striking resemblance to Inspector Willoughby, a minor character who came out of Walter Lantz studios in 1958 or 1960, depending on who you ask, and after about a half-dozen pictures, faded from sight about 1965. A small, mild-mannered man, yet adept at self-defense, Willougby was often cast in a role of authority: night watchman, park ranger, and most frequently a secret agent.


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There is one page of filler in this issue:

page 17. "Literally Thinking II:A Belch Dimension Presentation." The sequel to a feature we did back July 2006.

  • The "spit flyer" gag is a nod to "A Tale of Two Kitties" (Clampett, 1942).

  • The Sledge-O-Matic" on the hammer refers to Gallagher, a comic perhaps best known for concluding his act by smashing watermelons with a mallet.

  • The rock with the large lips, and the "Stones" line, is a parody of Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger (note the name "Mick" embossed on its guitar).

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